The guy who owns a 1x speed CD burner is basically the local king of custom mixtapes.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
My followers need to see this!