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1996 Classic: The CD Burner Wealth

 The guy who owns a 1x speed CD burner is basically the local king of custom mixtapes.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus09/28/2001 21:10What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Independence_Day05/27/1996 18:30Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Napster_Leech01/15/2002 01:33Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/26/2001 05:33Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@CatDog_Alone07/22/2002 15:37One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@He_Man_Power06/16/1997 21:58I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/13/2015 12:08Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Hacktivist_Fan05/15/2015 07:10Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Influencer_9909/13/1999 09:42My followers need to see this!

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