A teenager getting his massive, puffy nylon sports team jacket temporarily stuck between the narrow wooden armrests of an old family pew while trying to slide out for the offering.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition
In 2005, church life was undergoing a full-scale digital transfor...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!