Why did the blonde bring string…

Why did the blonde bring string to the party? So she could tie one on.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Skate_Or_Die_9911/04/2007 20:18Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/23/2013 22:22The coolest joke in the zip code.

@C++_Dev_9802/23/2010 01:52I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Tyler_Durden_Real06/03/2000 03:43Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Donnie_Darko_8804/06/2014 06:05Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Step_Brothers_B02/03/2011 02:33Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Orkut_Member_9903/05/2011 05:20A fan from Brazil! Great humor!