A pouch potato! He just wants to chill all day.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
That was intense... and funny!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Problem? No, just laughs!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.