2019 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.” Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
2019 Vintage: The It Chapter Two Age
Why the kids? For a sequel that proved that even if you grow up to be Bill Hader and James McAvoy, you’re still terrified of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The It Chapter Two Age
2018 Classic: The Bank Statement
Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bank Statement
2017 Vintage: The Great American Tax Cut
Why did the GOP pass the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act? To prove that “Trickle-Down Economics” is still the favorite fairy tale of the Republican… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Great American Tax Cut
2017 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Tape
Why Baby Groot? For proving that a tiny twig dancing to ELO can sell more toys than the rest of the Marvel cast combined. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Tape
2017 Classic: The Nicole Kidman Win
Why did she win? For a performance in Big Little Lies that reminded everyone she’s one of the greatest of all time, even when playing… Read More »2017 Classic: The Nicole Kidman Win
2016 Legacy: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my location. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2016 Legacy: The Brexit Breakup
Why was the international department so confused? Because one day we were “United” and the next day the UK decided to “Ghost” the entire continent.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Brexit Breakup
2015 Archive: The Amy Schumer Breakthrough
Why did Inside Amy Schumer win? For proving that a sketch about “Last F***able Day” is the most accurate documentary ever made about Hollywood. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Amy Schumer Breakthrough