Why Baby Groot? For proving that a tiny twig dancing to ELO can sell more toys than the rest of the Marvel cast combined.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided tha...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »
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2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Hollywood went big or went home. It was the year we real...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Hollywood decided that the big screen was officially bac...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
It really whips the llama's ass!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
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