Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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