2011 Archive: The Rebecca Black Chorus
Why did the school bus driver threaten to pull over on Friday? Because the entire middle school section was screaming the lyrics to “Friday” at… Read More »2011 Archive: The Rebecca Black Chorus
2011 Archive: The Office Chair “Standing Desk”
Why was the manager standing? He heard “Sitting is the new smoking” and decided to tower over the cubicles. Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2011 Archive: The Office Chair “Standing Desk”
2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” Domination
Why the whipped cream cannons? Because Katy released an album that tied Michael Jackson’s record for five #1 singles, proving that 2010 was officially colored… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” Domination
2010 Vintage: Beyoncé’s Record Night
Why did she win 6 awards? Because in 2009, she put a ring on it, and in 2010, the Academy put six gold trophies on… Read More »2010 Vintage: Beyoncé’s Record Night
2010 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“I hear a buzzing.” “It’s your phone. It’s been vibrating in your pocket for three hours.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Ear Exam
2010 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Classic: The Little Bee
2010 Vintage: Best Rock Album
Why 21st Century Breakdown? Because Green Day is the only band that can release a three-act rock opera and make it a radio hit. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: Best Rock Album
2009 Classic: The Obama Nobel Peace Prize
Why did the troops find it ironic? Because receiving a “Peace Prize” while ordering a “Surge” is the ultimate example of “Strategic Dissonance.” Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Obama Nobel Peace Prize
2007 Vintage: The Carrie Underwood Era
Why did she win Best New Artist? Because she was the first American Idol winner that the Grammys actually treated like a real artist instead… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Carrie Underwood Era
2007 Legacy: The Jägerbomb
Still the most “efficient” way to ruin a 2007 evening. Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Jägerbomb