What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!