2005 Archive: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails look like they were sent from a private island to justify… Read More »2005 Archive: The Tech Support
2005 Archive: The Gorillaz “Feel Good Inc.”
Why was everyone on the bus twitching? Because that bassline was more contagious than a common cold from London to Sydney. Part of the 49… Read More »2005 Archive: The Gorillaz “Feel Good Inc.”
2004 Classic: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The Robin
2003 Classic: The Nemo
My husband and I were arguing. I looked him in the eye and said, “Just keep swimming.” He didn’t find the Pixar wisdom as inspiring… Read More »2003 Classic: The Nemo
2003 Archive: The Grocery Receipt Audit
Standing exactly one inch away from the supermarket checkout screen to ensure the laser scanner correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for high-fiber cereal. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Grocery Receipt Audit
2002 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
It spiked when I saw the doctor’s ‘New Technology Surcharge.’ Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
2002 Classic: Britney’s Absence
Why was it felt? Because without Britney Spears on the carpet, the 2002 Grammys felt about 40% less like a teenage bedroom and 100% more… Read More »2002 Classic: Britney’s Absence
2002 Legacy: The Librarian
“The dark is the most popular chapter in the house right now.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Librarian
2001 Classic: Planet of the Snubs
Why was the Planet of the Apes remake a target? Because Tim Burton proved that with a massive budget and Mark Wahlberg, you can create an ending… Read More »2001 Classic: Planet of the Snubs
2000 Legacy: The Launch of PlayStation 2
Why did people wait in line for three days? Because Sony promised us “Emotion Engine” graphics so real that we’d finally be able to see… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Launch of PlayStation 2