2005 Archive: The Gorillaz “Feel Good Inc.”

Why was everyone on the bus twitching? Because that bassline was more contagious than a common cold from London to Sydney.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

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Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

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@Y2K_Ready06/30/2005 06:58If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@SoundBlaster_1604/30/2003 15:07I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Full_House_Michelle08/13/1995 17:41You got it, dude! Very funny.

@BackToFuture_M03/15/1996 20:31Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/07/1995 21:35My fist is clenched... with joy!