Why was the Planet of the Apes remake a target? Because Tim Burton proved that with a massive budget and Mark Wahlberg, you can create an ending that even the screenwriters didn’t understand.
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34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
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2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
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2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
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39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!