My husband and I were arguing. I looked him in the eye and said, “Just keep swimming.” He didn’t find the Pixar wisdom as inspiring as I did.
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
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One joke to rule them all!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!