Why did people wait in line for three days? Because Sony promised us “Emotion Engine” graphics so real that we’d finally be able to see the sweat on a virtual soccer player’s forehead—and because it was the cheapest DVD player on the market.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2001 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2001
Why was the party more subdued? Because after a year that actual...read more »
2003 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Dangerously in Love”
Why was she "Crazy in Love"? Because the horns in that song were...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Mars Opportunity Rover
Why was it a "marathon runner"? Because it landed on Mars for a ...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2002 Legacy: The "Osbournes" Reality Show
Why was Ozzy yelling for Sharon? Because MTV showed us that even...read more »
2001 Vintage: The Rise of "EMO"
Why was the fringe so long? Because 2001 was the year that "emot...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of the "Nunchuk"
Why was the Wii controller leaking? Because Nintendo showed us a...read more »
2001 Archive: The Launch of the Xbox
Why was the controller so huge? Because Microsoft entered the co...read more »
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a mast...read more »
2001 Legacy: The Launch of XM Satellite Radio
Why were we paying for radio? Because the 2001 dream was to driv...read more »
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2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
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2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
What is this? A joke for ants?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Problem? No, just laughs!