2002 Vintage: The Blood Pressure

It spiked when I saw the doctor’s ‘New Technology Surcharge.’

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor11/13/2010 13:31At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Startup_Kid07/02/2001 21:19Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Binary_Boy12/17/2000 14:5601001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Nu_Metal_Kid08/21/2011 04:18I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Goonies_Never_D05/22/2013 07:29Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Best_Viewed_IE409/01/2014 04:35Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@No_Way_Jose01/04/2013 01:45No way! That’s too much!