Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2015 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
“We don’t cover ‘Lifestyle Data Analysis’. If you want to know your steps, buy a pedometer from 1994.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The HMO
Why were the Knicks fans booing the kid? Because they didn’t know that “The Unicorn” was about to become the most popular guy in Manhattan… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Kristaps Porzingis Draft
Why was Indy “Lucky”? Because they came back from 28 points down to beat the Chiefs in the playoffs, the second-largest comeback in NFL history.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Andrew Luck Comeback
Why was everyone’s costume a 2D cartoon version of themselves? Because in 2013, we all thought our friends wanted to see digital comic strips of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Bitstrips” Craze
I’m “soaring” through the galaxy. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
Getting locked out of a brand-new smartphone for an hour because Grandpa kept trying to press the touch display with a dry thumb like he… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Smartphone Swipe Lockdown
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: The Cookies
Why was the screen sad? Because we heard the “Blue Man” was being retired and replaced by Skype. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Final Days”
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2011 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
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