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1998 Vintage: The Pencil

 I’m a writer. I’m just trying to make a point.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander10/02/2009 03:18C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Twister_Chaser12/05/2014 17:10A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Married_With_Kids09/18/2011 07:42Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@WiFi_Zero_One04/23/2010 18:39Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Green_Day_Fan11/11/1995 06:14Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Harambe_Memories05/29/2012 10:21Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Technorati_Tag05/30/2013 17:34Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@LiveJournal_Deep02/22/2015 14:08Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Hi5_Pro_User06/16/2005 13:14High five for this joke!
@iPhone_User_0705/21/2012 03:07There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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