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2012 Legacy: The Smartphone Swipe Lockdown

Getting locked out of a brand-new smartphone for an hour because Grandpa kept trying to press the touch display with a dry thumb like he was trying to crush a beetle.

Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar, Digital TV Switch & Smartphone Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer03/28/2010 05:19Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Quake_Fragger12/20/2007 08:32M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Pokemon_Blue12/18/1997 20:26Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club06/25/1998 07:43A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/26/2012 06:35Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Speed_Racer_Go09/03/2006 17:57Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/30/2002 01:27All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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