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2015 Vintage: The Kristaps Porzingis Draft

Why were the Knicks fans booing the kid? Because they didn’t know that “The Unicorn” was about to become the most popular guy in Manhattan for a week.

Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready10/03/2001 14:41If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Sid_Meier_Fan05/09/1998 07:55Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Clueless_Cher12/11/2006 18:26As if! This is too funny.
@Futurama_Bender10/14/2005 10:10Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Pi_Mathematics10/31/2010 08:04Finding the patterns in the humor.
@DragonBall_Z_G02/05/1997 03:07His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Guestbook_Signer06/15/2001 04:26Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Illidan_Blind08/20/2008 13:41I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Social_Media_G11/20/1998 15:51I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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