2022 Archive: The Great Twitter Migration
Why was everyone opening Mastodon accounts? Because Twitter was supposed to stop working at any moment, and we were all looking for a new place… Read More »2022 Archive: The Great Twitter Migration
2022 Vintage: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Bones and All
I told her I love her “bones and all.” She said, “Then love my ‘bones’ enough to give me a back rub.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bones and All
2021 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Chloé Zhao win? For making a movie where the most dramatic thing that happens is a sunset, and making us all cry about… Read More »2021 Archive: The Best Director Win
2021 Archive: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition… Read More »2021 Archive: The Skateboard
2021 Vintage: The “Bad Habits” (Still)
Ed Sheeran is still a vampire. I’m still tired. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: Last Milestone
1995 (The “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition) – ARCHIVED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Cynthia Erivo Performance
Why was she the only acting nominee of color? To show that #OscarsSoWhite was still a very real sequel that nobody wanted to see. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Cynthia Erivo Performance
2020 Archive: The Toilet Paper Hoarder
None. They have 4,000 rolls of TP but forgot to buy a single spare 60-watt. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The… Read More »2020 Archive: The Toilet Paper Hoarder
2019 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.” Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet