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1998 Vintage: The Google

 I tried to look for something on that new “Google” site, but I ended up finding myself.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer07/30/2001 09:43Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Encarta_Explorer09/23/1999 13:06I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Futurama_Bender02/03/1998 19:13Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Beverly_Hills_9021004/30/2010 08:15The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Zoolander_Derek06/08/2008 08:23What is this? A joke for ants?
@Overclocker_Pro01/27/1995 05:20My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Blink_182_Mark12/25/2010 12:21What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Bam_Margera_Fan02/22/2003 05:37Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@AllYourBase_9908/01/1998 16:32All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Retro_End_User03/08/2003 08:44The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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