Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!