Ed Sheeran is still a vampire. I’m still tired.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
The highest note of humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!