2000 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: The CD
1999 Classic: The “American History X” Nod
Why was Edward Norton nominated? To show that a buzzcut and a bad attitude are the two key ingredients for an acting masterclass. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The “American History X” Nod
1999 Classic: The Being John Malkovich Weirdness
Why the tunnel? For a movie that asked the question: “What if you could live inside a famous actor’s head?” and then answered: “It’s mostly… Read More »1999 Classic: The Being John Malkovich Weirdness
1999 Archive: The New York Knicks Finals Run
Why was the #8 seed so scary? Because they rode Allan Houston and Latrell Sprewell all the way to the Finals, proving that the regular… Read More »1999 Archive: The New York Knicks Finals Run
1998 Vintage: The Google
I tried to look for something on that new “Google” site, but I ended up finding myself. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Google
1998 Vintage: The Pencil
I’m a writer. I’m just trying to make a point. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The 1997 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the Razzies stopped being a small ceremony and started being a necessary public service to… Read More »1997 Vintage: The 1997 Final Razzie Vibe
1996 Legacy: The Generational Gap Debate
Why was 1996 a clash of eras? Because Clinton talked about the future, while Dole talked like 1950 was just yesterday afternoon. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Generational Gap Debate
1995 Legacy: GoldenEye 007
Why was the N64 controller so weird? Because it was designed for people with three hands, but we didn’t care as long as we could… Read More »1995 Legacy: GoldenEye 007
1995 Archive: The Escalator
Why was the blonde stuck on the escalator for two hours? Because the power went out. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Escalator