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2000 Classic: The CD

 Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Voodoo_3dfx09/04/2008 03:13The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Walter_Sobchak08/25/2007 14:10Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Jackass_Johnny12/13/2002 09:07Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Prestige_World_W09/24/2013 12:58Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Futurama_Fry_M11/09/2011 06:38Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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