2009 Classic: The Obama Nobel Peace Prize

Why did the troops find it ironic? Because receiving a “Peace Prize” while ordering a “Surge” is the ultimate example of “Strategic Dissonance.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »

Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »

Why did Israel start talking about lasers in 2023? Because shooti...read more »

Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »

In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost03/27/1996 03:01Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/08/2010 23:49A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/14/2005 13:40The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Donny_V_ShutUp10/29/2001 06:07Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/13/2007 15:44I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Mini_Me_Rocks03/30/2004 14:47... (Laughter in silence).

@Grinds_My_Gears09/23/2015 21:56You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Spawn_Camper_J07/30/2014 23:54I’m staying right here until I read every joke.