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2019 Vintage: The It Chapter Two Age

Why the kids? For a sequel that proved that even if you grow up to be Bill Hader and James McAvoy, you’re still terrified of a clown in a sewer.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9703/10/2006 00:50Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Vaporwave_Original01/06/2013 13:04Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Blockbuster_Refugee03/22/1998 11:20Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Clueless_Cher04/07/2003 14:39As if! This is too funny.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club10/08/1997 19:08A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Fight_Club_Tyler01/18/2007 12:05The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/16/1998 06:10The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/25/2010 13:11FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Last_Commenter09/29/2007 23:40Saving the best laugh for last!

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