2003 Archive: The “Rock Your Body” JT Moves
Why was the dance floor so beat-heavy? Because Pharrell and the Neptunes were producing 90% of the music we were eating hot dogs to. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Rock Your Body” JT Moves
2002 Classic: The Coldplay “A Rush of Blood to the Head”
Why the piano? For the album that turned Chris Martin from a “yellow” singer into the leader of the biggest band on Earth. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Coldplay “A Rush of Blood to the Head”
2002 Archive: The Ketchup Song
We tried to do the dance at a wedding. We looked like we were having a coordinated seizure. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ketchup Song
2002 Legacy: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can you fix it with a laser?” “I could, but the insurance only covers ‘Hammer and Chisel’.” Part of the 56… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Dentist
2001 Classic: The Heart 2
“Your heart is skipping.” “Is it a ‘Remix’?” “No, it’s an arrhythmia. Stop dancing.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells &… Read More »2001 Classic: The Heart 2
2001 Classic: The Armed Predator
Why was 2001 a bad year to be an insurgent? Because the CIA realized that a “Spy Plane” is much more effective if you attach… Read More »2001 Classic: The Armed Predator
2000 Classic: Ralph Nader
Why did Democrats hate the Green Party in 2000? Because Nader proved that 2.7% of the vote is just enough to make sure the guy… Read More »2000 Classic: Ralph Nader
1999 Classic: Family Guy
Why was the baby at the table so articulate? Because Stewie Griffin convinced every infant in 1999 that their primary goal was world domination before… Read More »1999 Classic: Family Guy
1998 Classic: The Power Suit
Why did 1998 lawyers love dark blue suits? It matched the “Blue Screen of Death” on their Windows PCs. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Power Suit
1998 Classic: The Heart
“Your heart is like a drum.” “A good drum?” “No, a cheap drum from a garage sale.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Heart