1998 Classic: The Heart

“Your heart is like a drum.” “A good drum?” “No, a cheap drum from a garage sale.”

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/22/2011 06:44What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Linux_Distro_User10/22/2014 02:14Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Speed_Racer_Go07/02/2006 05:33Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@AllYourBase_9910/31/1996 17:00All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Under_Const_Gif11/04/1998 04:30This site is never finished... with humor!

@Bebo_Lover_0505/10/2010 10:55Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/16/1997 12:45Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Happy_Tree_Fans07/10/2012 18:53So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@iPhone_User_0706/10/2008 06:08There’s an app for that? No, just this site!