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2002 Classic: The Coldplay “A Rush of Blood to the Head”

Why the piano? For the album that turned Chris Martin from a “yellow” singer into the leader of the biggest band on Earth.

Part of the 41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2002 “Eminem’s Peak, American Idol & The Nu-Metal Twilight” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/24/2003 21:56Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Gnutella_User12/26/1998 10:48Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/07/1995 04:21Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/17/2012 01:17That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr11/19/2006 12:18The magic man... is laughing!
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/02/2007 14:16I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Epic_Fail_Guy08/17/2012 03:13This joke is an Epic Win!
@Podcast_Listener04/07/2009 15:55I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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