Why was 2001 a bad year to be an insurgent? Because the CIA realized that a “Spy Plane” is much more effective if you attach a “Cancel Subscription” button in the form of a Hellfire missile.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!