Why was the baby at the table so articulate? Because Stewie Griffin convinced every infant in 1999 that their primary goal was world domination before nap time.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Problem? No, just laughs!
Saving the best laugh for last!