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1999 Classic: Family Guy

 Why was the baby at the table so articulate? Because Stewie Griffin convinced every infant in 1999 that their primary goal was world domination before nap time.

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover02/16/2005 10:51Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Unix_Wizard01/03/1999 20:16sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Malware_Hunter05/13/1996 06:43Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Harambe_Memories01/16/2004 05:41Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Distracted_Boy05/28/2001 10:25Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Digg_Submitter_0502/18/1999 03:32Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan01/18/1999 13:28OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Facepalm_Master11/13/2008 14:55I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Troll_Face_Real02/14/2011 10:24Problem? No, just laughs!
@Last_Commenter03/30/2001 05:38Saving the best laugh for last!

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