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2002 Archive: The Ketchup Song

 We tried to do the dance at a wedding. We looked like we were having a coordinated seizure.

Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red07/28/2015 06:36It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/25/2015 05:41Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Guestbook_Signer08/30/2012 22:39Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/07/1999 02:03This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@True_Story_Neil12/03/1996 21:06True story! I was there!

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