2003 Archive: The “Rock Your Body” JT Moves

Why was the dance floor so beat-heavy? Because Pharrell and the Neptunes were producing 90% of the music we were eating hot dogs to.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic07/27/2000 19:41This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/28/1999 18:22What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Terminator_2_Fan11/25/2003 03:59Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Cipher_Steak07/09/1995 21:18Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/16/2012 01:25Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Rage_Comic_Fan03/14/2011 15:25FFFFFUUUUU-nny!