2015 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s Redemption
Why was the radio so “Sorry”? Because Purpose dropped, and even the “Bieber-haters” had to admit that “Love Yourself” was a bop. Part of the 34 Christmas… Read More »2015 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s Redemption
2014 Classic: The Lorde Radio Monopoly
The morning announcements playing “Team” every single day until the speaker system literally short-circuited. Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lorde Radio Monopoly
2014 Vintage: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who can fix a ‘Swiping Wrist’.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Specialist 2
2014 Archive: The Modern Family Five-peat
Why did they win again? Because by 2014, giving the trophy to the Pritchett-Dunphy clan had become as much of an Emmy tradition as overstaying… Read More »2014 Archive: The Modern Family Five-peat
2014 Vintage: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my online persona. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy… Read More »2014 Classic: The Police
2013 Vintage: The Jason Collins Announcement
Why was the NBA jersey #98 so popular? Because Collins became the first active male athlete in a major US pro sport to come out… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Jason Collins Announcement
2013 Archive: The GPS Voice Confrontation
Screaming back at the dashboard dashboard map unit because the digital female voice insists on a detour around a highway Grandpa has driven successfully since… Read More »2013 Archive: The GPS Voice Confrontation
2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
Why was there a new guy in a white hat? Because for the first time in 600 years, a Pope decided to retire, proving that… Read More »2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
2012 Classic: The Windows 8 “Charms Bar”
Why was the employee swiping the air? He was trying to find the “Settings” and looking like he was trying to catch a fly. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Windows 8 “Charms Bar”