2014 Vintage: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my online persona.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch08/07/1999 19:44There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Geocities_Neighbor07/13/2008 23:12Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/09/2008 12:45I see funny people... everywhere!

@Harry_Potter_Ron12/27/2008 02:24Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/20/2008 14:36The magic man... is laughing!

@Salt_Bae_Original08/15/2013 03:44Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@ODP_Editor_9909/09/1996 23:56Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@GG_WP_9802/19/2014 09:25Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Everquest_Solo08/15/2011 03:30Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.