2023 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my favorite AI personality. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The The Last of Us
I saw a mushroom that looked like a zombie. It was a “fun-gi” to be around until it started “spore”-ing its heart out. Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: The The Last of Us
2022 Archive: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Lie Detector” app to court? To show the jury that “science” (or at least a 99-cent app) was on… Read More »2022 Archive: The Witness Stand
2022 Archive: Everything Everywhere All At Once
Why were we crying over googly-eyed rocks? Because in 2022, a movie about tax audits and hot-dog fingers became the most emotional experience in the… Read More »2022 Archive: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2021 Archive: The Succession Fan
“I’m the eldest bulb! I should be the one in the socket!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Succession Fan
2021 Legacy: The Suez Canal Jam
A giant boat got stuck in a ditch and stopped the entire global economy. It’s the perfect 2021 metaphor for my life: big, stuck, and… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Suez Canal Jam
2021 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization Bill
Why trillions? To make sure our “Old Missiles” have the most expensive “New Electronics” that 2021 can buy. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization Bill
2021 Vintage: The Dune Sandwiches
Why was there sand in the burgers? Because Timothée Chalamet made “Desert Power” a thing, and we were all just waiting for a giant worm… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Dune Sandwiches
2020 Classic: The Tele-Dentist
My dentist tried to do a filling over Zoom. I’m currently stuck to my laptop with superglue. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tele-Dentist
2020 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog Success
Why was the 4th so “Fast”? Because the blue hedgehog was the last “Normal” thing we saw in a theater before the world paused. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog Success