A giant boat got stuck in a ditch and stopped the entire global economy. It’s the perfect 2021 metaphor for my life: big, stuck, and blocking everyone’s progress.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!