Why was the 4th so “Fast”? Because the blue hedgehog was the last “Normal” thing we saw in a theater before the world paused.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition
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2023 Archive: The UFO/UAP Hearings
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2023 Vintage: The Spider-Man
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2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
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2023 Archive: The "Sprinter" Central Cee
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Meat
Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Fukumean" Gunna
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2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I see you... laughing!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Silently laughing in the snow.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Not bad. Not bad at all.