Why was the 4th so “British”? Because UK Drill made its way to the American suburbs, making “packing the van” sound a lot more intense.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Deal with it. This is gold.
Heh heh heh. Good one.