Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford returned to prove that “it’s not the years, it’s the mileage”—which is exactly what he says about his 1985 grill.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.