2022 Archive: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Lie Detector” app to court? To show the jury that “science” (or at least a 99-cent app) was on his side.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/19/2009 03:12Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@WebTV_Viewer11/12/2000 03:48Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/23/2012 06:53I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Spice_Girl_Posh11/21/2001 16:57Simply posh humor. I love it.

@White_Goodman_G06/13/2015 11:08We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Success_Kid_Win08/05/2011 14:08Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Everquest_Solo10/12/2010 14:24Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.