I saw a mushroom that looked like a zombie. It was a “fun-gi” to be around until it started “spore”-ing its heart out.
Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Classic. Simply classic.
Found this on the deep end of the net.