Why did the dad put his e-reader in the oven? He wanted a “Kindle Fire.”
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.