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1997 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Steps

The entire altar platform covered in thick crimson shag carpeting that shows every single footprint made by the altar servers during the service.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/06/1995 20:41Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Discman_Skipper04/20/2000 21:40Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/02/1998 17:44Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz03/25/2005 07:24The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Hellboy_Red10/28/2000 14:23I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Borat_Very_Nice07/08/2001 09:26Very nice! Great success!
@Napoleon_Dyna09/26/2003 01:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@PeanutButter_J07/12/2008 00:55It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Prodigy_User_X05/30/2005 01:05Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Futurama_Fry_M11/13/2000 20:23Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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