Why was the HMS Defender targeted? To prove that “Digital Borders” are whatever Russia says they are that day. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The “GPS” Spoofing in the Black Sea
This song has played 4,000 times today. I’m currently “staying” in my car just to finish the chorus. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Stay” Kid LAROI & Bieber
Why was the 2020 BBQ so “Classy, Bougie, Ratchet”? Because Megan Thee Stallion provided the only three moods available during a global lockdown. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Savage” Challenge
Why was there still a keyboard? Because the “Physical Click” is the only thing keeping the manager sane. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The BlackBerry “KEY2”
Why was the boss’s avatar so terrifying? Because the 2018 “AR Emoji” looked like a haunted doll version of middle management. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Archive: The Samsung Galaxy S9 “Emoji Me”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ben
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2017 Archive: The iPhone 7 Siri Prayer Failure
Why was the phone identifying my cat? Because Google gave us “eyes” for our search engine, allowing us to find out exactly what kind of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Launch of Google Lens
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She wants a camera that captures “the aura of disappointment” she feels when I enter the room. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Digital Photo
Why were we all “maining” Hanzo? Because Blizzard gave us a colorful world where “Play of the Game” was the ultimate flex and everyone was… Read More »2016 Archive: The Launch of “Overwatch”
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