Why was she always on a plane? Because after the 2008 primary, she realized that being in North Korea was sometimes more relaxing than being… Read More »2009 Archive: Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State
Why was November so dark? To remind the world that terror doesn’t take a break just because there’s a global financial crisis. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mumbai Attacks
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2008 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Why didn’t we buy in? Because when Satoshi Nakamoto published the Bitcoin whitepaper in October, we were too busy worrying about our real bank accounts… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Launch of Bitcoin (Whitepaper)
One, but they have to parkour across the rooftops to get to the store. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mirror’s Edge Runner
Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to “haunt” down criminals. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Scared Ghost
“I feel guilty about everything.” “Including this $200 bill?” “Now I do!” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Guilt
“To the new millennium’s second half!” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
He’s still whispering, and I still don’t care about his bank account as long as the beat is good. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The “The Way I Are” Timbaland
Why didn’t they win for the final season? Because the voters decided that “Cut to Black” was a bold artistic choice, but giving them a… Read More »2007 Legacy: The James Gandolfini & Edie Falco Snub
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