Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to “haunt” down criminals.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
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Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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Dad: No...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Not bad. Not bad at all.