2014 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Clock-tower
Why the tears? For a sequel that tried to do so much that it accidentally ended Andrew Garfield’s run with a very sad “thud.” Part… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Clock-tower
2014 Legacy: The “Sing” Ed Sheeran
Why was the 4th so “Pharrell-produced”? Because even Ed Sheeran started dancing and “Oooo-oooo-ing” his way through the holiday. Part of the 32 Fourth of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Sing” Ed Sheeran
2013 Archive: The Novak Djokovic vs. Nadal US Open Final
Why was it so physical? Because they hit the ball harder than 1995 sledgehammers, and Nadal walked away with the trophy and the #1 ranking.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Novak Djokovic vs. Nadal US Open Final
2013 Classic: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets of the Mayans. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The 2012 New Year’s Eve
Why were we excited for 2013? Because LeBron was King, Murray was a champion, and we didn’t know Sir Alex Ferguson was about to drop… Read More »2012 Archive: The 2012 New Year’s Eve
2012 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hatch
2012 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix DVD queue? Because he proved he was the only one who still understood “physical media.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
2011 Legacy: The World of Warcraft “Level 85”
Why was the IT room quiet? Because they finally reached the “Max Level” and realized they still had to do the backups. Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The World of Warcraft “Level 85”