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2000 Legacy: The Screwdriver

 A guy orders one and asks for “extra vitamin C for the new age.”

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover04/01/2004 17:37You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Iron_Man_Tony08/14/2014 10:25I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/04/1998 15:14The future is laughing at us.
@CatDog_Alone08/20/2011 07:09One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@BackToFuture_M05/08/2005 04:50Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Ermahgerd_Girl01/08/1998 15:12ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Technorati_Tag08/11/2014 09:34Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Happy_Tree_Fans03/12/2006 20:20So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@David_After_Dent05/24/2008 18:45Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@LonelyGirl15_F06/26/1999 16:48Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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